My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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