How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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