STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
