Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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