So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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