I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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