i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
