is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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