I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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