did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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