ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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