I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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