Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
