Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just cut my nipple shaving
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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