if only i could text you this smell
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm both gender and math confused
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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