Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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