You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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