plz talk dirty to me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Randomize
