matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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