I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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