You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Are these your boobs on my camera?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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