If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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