why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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