We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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