She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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