I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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