woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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