It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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