Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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