you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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