All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am naked and annoyed.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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