Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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