he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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