So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
what is it with giant penises always finding me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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