I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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