clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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