I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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