Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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