Where did you get a picture of my penis
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You can make out without kissing
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