Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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