just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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