i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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