doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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