have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You made out with two different species that night
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
