gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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