I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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