he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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