this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you win again, gameday.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
