new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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