so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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